Of my hard hitting interviews. This one was with Dave Pryor the organizer of SSCWC which I’m very happy to say I’ll be in attendance for since its on the east coast. Without further ado, lets start the show
Me:What’s more important the biscuits or gravy?
Dave: I butter up my biscuits, baby.
M:There’s a big debate between star trek vs star wars, can we both agree that sun exposure would take out both factions in an instant?
D:No, because Wookies can’t get sunburns and Han Solo has a bitchin’ safety vest. Star Wars wins.
M:So what you’re saying is wookies have lower skin cancer rates because of fur. Very interesting, are you a wookie medical specialist or just play one on TV?
Also where does Dr who fit in in the argument?
D:He fits in somewhere after Dr. J.
M:We’ve been batting this question around internally, how much is too much sushi?
D:midway into the 3rd roll
M:How much research have you done into the subject?Also best and worst bike movie. And it’s completely ok if they’re the same movie.
D:I’ve never finished a 3rd roll and have quit trying. Not really a film buff, so take these answers with a grain of salt (lime juice, and reposado tequila)
Best: Life Cycles
Worst: 300 (because bikes weren’t invented yet, otherwise it’s perfect)
M:Hrm, a 300 fan. Have you ever felt like Sparta kicking someone? Also do you think small RC quad copters are the future of cx hand ups?
D:Nah. I’d much rather share a bourbon with my enemies. Would handup drones be UCI-legal?
M:Helicopter hand ups sound awesome and fun, which means they’re impossible to be uci legal. There’s been heavy discussion of disc brakes in cx. Does that mean we’re not far from tank treads?
D:I asume the next big thing will be shark tank barriers to jump over. Hopefully not during this calendar year.
M:So you’re saying cx is almost jumped the shark? Final question. Barbecue topped waffle yea or nay?
D:Yessiree, Bob. Ideally smoked bacon, with a dollop of Nutella.
Well thats number 2 of my hard hitting interview series, I hope you’ve all learned something I know I have.